The Daily Newds 9/13/07

  • No Haven: According to the Connecticut police, if you're nude, you're lewd.
  • Fight for the Right: A former Bowling Green woman is appealing her disorderly conduct conviction for being topfree in a park back in 2005. She plans on taking her First Amendment case to the Ohio Supreme Court if necessary.
  • Be on the Lookout: Police are seeking a man in Newton, Massachusetts, for appearing nude in public wearing only a gas mask.
  • Greybar Hotel: A man who streaked a football game in Utah has been sentenced to 60 days in jail after pleading guilty to lewdness and possession of drug paraphernalia.
  • Fly the Unfriendly Skies: Showing a little cleavage? You just might be treated like a terrorist.
  • The Gayest Show on Earth: Ringling Brothers never imagined that their glittering costumes, animal bondage, and ripped male trapeze artists would lead to homoeroticism and nudity in modern circus entertainment.
  • This is What Happens When People Elect a Politician That They Would Like to Have a Beer With: The mayor of Albion, New York, is in hot water for having nude photos on the Internet, as well as a recent DWI conviction.
  • Going Upscale: According to a Sea Mountain Inn press release, the nude resort draws a "celebrity accented crowd" and is ranked by AOL as "one of the top ten nude experiences in the world".
  • Nudes 07: The Australian Gallery Show has been running for two years now and is "everyone’s favourite subject".
  • The Adventures of Mary-Kate: The Olson twin is apparently a home nudist.
    "I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.

    "All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewellery or naked with jewellery."
  • Foot Phobia: A Tufts student is grossed out by all the naked feet on campus.
    Do people like the thought of licking other's people feet? (Let's leave kinky cases out of this.) How about the thought of smelling other people's feet? No, no, no! In our society, feet are known to be dirty, smelly and unpleasant; I mean come on, I don't even want to be close to my own feet.