Fear of the Locker Room

FOR DOWNLOAD MORE GALLERY A Cleveland writer has gymnophobia at the gym.
I walk in from my swim and there are four naked women chatting like they're having scones at Panera. Women are sitting, bare-assed on the benches, methodically putting on their socks. Dude, you got your naked junk on that filthy bench, it may as well be a subway railing. Put your pants on first. Sorry, but I can't chat about the weather when I can see your nipples.
Wow. The writer blames this attitude on "Midwestern home training", but this is something far deeper. Read the entire article, the writer has an aversion to people in general.

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